Fat Cat, acrylic on panel by Paul Zdepski
I had just finished watching a show on some medical horror stories cable channel about some bloated tick from Mexico and the woman who loves him… "mmmm…. Kiss me on my obese neck meat."
So… that story is sticking in my head, and I remembered a fat cat I know named Dolly… so fat and dirty that when annoyed, she will waddle three feet, and flop on the ground to rest, then get up and waddle three more before flopping again. All while showing you her crap-matted fur on the backside she can’t reach to clean. Don’t you love cats? This fat cat just keeps shoving in the food while on a hospital bed. You know that he couldn’t get that fish by himself… some enabler somewhere brought it into his stinky urine soaked room.
